English Version (wan to improve translating skill)

YESTERDAY 13/12

yesterday yaw yih b'day
so i take holiday frm my department
and then morning i go to yuen han house to ready for d party tonight
i reach there at 1~2pm...
and then play until 5.30
and then we start to ready 4 d bbq...
when we're waiting all ppl reach
we eat a bit 1st...
when all reached...
rain heavily=.="
so we all one ppl take one umbrella to bbq =.="
vy funny leh..??
laugh together la!!
hahaahahahhahahhahahahahah...
=.="
and then chii chung, yuen han and sam go to the top floor dunno do wat...
and then call us up one by one...
me really zhadao liao...
they ask us to DONATE MONEY=.="
vy special gift...
give cash...
lol...
so i throw RM5 inside..
and then we chat chat chat...
all ppl had been call up ady...
left d SAU XING GONG （yaw yih)
sau xing gong ask yuen han d didi call us come down..=.="
lolz..
we dun care him
we start to hide ..
hide below d "chuang"
while hidding...
the "chuang" spoilt..=.="
nvm..
we kip hidding..
after tht yaw yih beh tahan ady
so come up find us
when he come up
we jump out
and sing b'day song
chinese version english version malay version cantonese version, wat version also sing la！！
and then we gif him d gift
he open d gift
and he saw many many money..$$$$
between d money...
got one box of thg..
tht is CONDOM!!
Lolz....
me really zhadao liao...
funny ma??
laugh together a while..
hahahahahahahah....
=.="
then we open one condom to play...
then we discovered tht...
condom's length is 20 cm...
so long....
lolz...
then we go down bbq...
until 11pm++
car reached le...
go back home...
and then reached 0.00...
so i send one msg to today d SAU XING PO=mei chee
then i go sleep liao...
ZZZZZZZz.....